Guys... Guys... Guys...*tSk* *tSk*

Some light relief before I head off to bed tonight. Don't know where I got this from... but it's quite true eh? Haha. Guys... No wonder some of you are still single... *aHeM* *aHeM* Someone's turning 21 soon... *aHeM* *aHeM*

The problems with guys

If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;
If you don't, he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you are from the kampung.
If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face;
If he's smarter than you, he is great.
If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you don't make love with him, he says you don't love him;
If you do, he says you are cheap.
If you tell him your problems, he says you are troublesome;
If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.
If you scold him, you are like a nanny to him;
If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If you smoke, you are a bad girl;
If he smokes, he is a gentleman.
If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck;
If he does well, it's brains.
If you hurt him, you are cruel;
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive and so hard to please.
If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
but if you don't, they'll say you are selfish...

Jerks! :P Hehe. GOOD NIGHT!! ZzzZZzzZZzz...