Graduation 2006

This was sent to me by Isaac titled "For the Girls" in response to my previous post, modified slightly for clarity but as he said, it is "an excerpt modified version from a bitter and single 29 year old male. Maybe that’s why he is still single :P".

1. When a guy says he’s sad, and he is crying, he is looking for sympathy. (pretending)
2. If he ignores you after you have done something wrong, something is REALLY wrong. DO NOT let him cool off with his friends on his video games or with his other close female friends… this may lead to addiction to alcohol and or another gf!
3. If a guy can find many things he does not like about the girl he loves, and still love her… This kind of relationship usually lasts.
4. If a guy loves a girl, she will be on his mind every darn second of the day, and HE will NOT flirt with other girls.
5. When a girl he likes smiles and stares deep into his eyes, his knees will buckle. (or he will think something is in his eye…)
6. A guy likes to hear compliments, it encourages him to show off more and more… and… more….until people are sick of him.
7. When a particular girl flirts with a guy very often, the guy would think the girl is flirting with him. Simple. We are not that complicated la. If we treat a girl as a friend, we wouldn’t go easy on smiles and stares. We do that to our male friends as well. (equal rights baah! )
8. If you don’t like a guy who likes you, break it to him FIERCELY. Or he will always annoy you, become a stalker, or worse, eventually become your BF.
9. If a guy starts avoiding you after you reject him, leave him alone. It’s his problem for having no self confidence and thinking it is the end of the world for him. He does not deserve to be your friend.
10. Guys enjoy talking about what they like to do and what they have done. After all, feelings are all personal!!!
11. Never tell a guy that he is useless. Even more so after you marry him.
12. Being too serious CAN turn a guy on. (Imagine how cool it is to seduce a tough nut like that?)
13. When a girl he likes, calls him for the first time, the guy MAY act cool. As soon as the phone is back on the hook, he will start wondering if it was all real or was it a trick. If it was a good call, he may carry over the feelings when he talks to his male friends. (to which, they will wonder why he is talking to them in such a gentle and gay puppy voice!?!)
14. A smile to the guy makes him think that he has choices to make.
15. If you like a guy, try making friends with his friends.
16. If a guy says he can’t go out with you because he has to study, he is probably with another girl. (seriously… WHO wants to study that badly if you are THAT hot!!!)
17. If he calls you and expects a call from you, he is a self delusional loser, half wit, who thinks you owe him just because he called you.
18. Don’t try to guess a guy’s feelings. Beat it out of him. If he does not tell you then there are real problems. Don’t let it brood any longer!
19. Hearing the words “I love you” is such a cheesy line and gives assurance to a guy that he can have sex with you in near future.
20. After a guy falls in love with a girl, he does NOT wonder why he never noticed her before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a guy, it is DAMN easy. Just make eye contact with him. Smile and touch yourself. Simple. Watch cheesy TV dramas. You do NOT need to read Playboy or men’s magazines.
22. When a class picture comes out, a guy will check to see if the girl he likes looks good in the picture. He will not care how he looks in the photo. Unless he is gay.
23. A guy’s ex crush will not be in his memory as the girl he loves now stays in his heart.
24. Guy’s fun is making love.
25. A simple “Hi” will not brighten a guy’s day. He expects more than that to brighten his day. Try a 20 Kilowatt Aria HID (Hi Intensity Discharge Beam). Now… that baby can really light up his… oh… sorry.
26. A guy’s best friend usually knows best who his ex gfs are and what not to tell you. Because after all, we’re all bros man. YEAH!
27. Guys love it when a girl pays attention to them just to make their friends feel jealous.
28. Happiness means caring that leads to devotion, which leads to marriage. Now where is my dinner woman?!!
29. Some guys care about looks. (usually metrosexuals or gays), some care about brains (cuz they don’t want a girl with higher degrees than them hence male chauvinists.) All guys want is a girl who will care for them and is sexy.
30. Guys just want sex. Sex sex sex. Plain and simple. Why work so hard? Money? For sex. Fame and status? Sex. Marriage? Sex. Children? Need sex. They tell you they love you cuz in the end they get sex. Why is it that hard to understand?? Usually guys will dump a girl AFTER some form of sexual encounter. TRUE?! I rest my case.

Attended yet another graduation ceremony last week. Hopefully the next one I attend will be my own (next year... fingers crossed)! Anyway, here are a few photos from the graduation. More will be uploaded and linked in the near future. Look out for the updates!

Congratulations to those of you who have finished your studies and best wishes for the transition into working life! For those of you still stuck at Uni, enjoy your holidays! See you in 2 weeks!